- “I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” (Jack Handey)
- “They accused us of suppressing freedom of expression. This was a lie and we could not let them publish it.” (Nelba Blandon, Nicaraguan Interior Ministry Director of Censorship)
- “It’s a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realise that one’s safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract.” (Alan Shepherd)
- “The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, `You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done’.” (George Carlin)
- “Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence.” (Hanlon)
- “Note that you do not need a parachute to sky-dive. You need a parachute to sky-dive twice.”
- “I never make predictions. I never have, and I never will.” (Tony Blair)
- “Listen– strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.” (Monty Python)
- “Religion is what the common people see as true, the wise people see as false, and the rulers see as useful.” (Seneca)
- “It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.” (George W. Bush)
- “Because that’s where the money is.” (Willie Sutton, explaining why he robbed banks)
- “Serendipity is looking for a needle in a haystack and finding the farmer’s daughter.” (Hans Kornberg)
- A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click
- / is the root of all evils
- Don’t put all your hypes in one home page
- Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish
- The geek shall inherit the earth
- A chat has nine lives
- Fax is stranger than fiction
- There’s no place like www.home.com
- Know what to expect before you connect
- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Web and he won’t bother you for weeks..
- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
- Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say
- What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter
- everybody laugh at me. i’m a joke.
- the corporate is always right.
- God created woman to remind man that he isn’t perfect.
